"My fourth quarter pipe dreams are seeming more and more worth fighting for" - Kimya Dawson
About the Author
Hello peasants, this is Gilbert the Magnificent™.
Welcome to my Weebly. I am an actor, a writer, and an amateur magician. I am known to perform showstopping Broadway musical numbers; however, they are usually performed in the shower. I own three cats named Oreo, Autumn, and Luna; they are my babies. Literally. It was a long and complex procedure. My favorite color is blue, I enjoy Thai food, and I am currently married to Idina Menzel...she just doesn't know it yet. *I hope you enjoy my snooping through my Weebly, but be warned: there are things you may be unable to unsee. Or read. Whatever. Have fun. {Gilbert Saenz and associates are not responsible for crushed dreams, hurt feelings, or the occasional, albeit unintentional spectral possession. We ask that you do not read this Weebly if you are faint of heart, hate cats, or are in any way connected with the Slytherin House. Please stop reading if you experience a sudden chill, nausea, or vomiting. If any of these systems persist for more than three days call your doctor. Or local shaman. Either option is acceptable. K. Thanks.} |
Reflective Essay
Let's get this show on the road.
Ha. Cliche. *Clears throat dramatically* Let us commence. Much better. I know I said, "enjoy snooping", but I enjoy snooping too. So, let's snoop through my stuff together. To the right you will find my Reflective Essay; however, if you had not already guessed that by my header, I advise you to leave my Weebly. Immediately. Scram pigeons. Now , my fellow flamingos(Angie), my Reflective Essay sums up the entirety of my English 1302 semester. Well, sort of. I could not include every laugh, Witty Wednesday moment, or random musical number that occurred while in class, but I wrote about the troubles and heartaches that I faced. That should be entertaining enough. So, go ahead, read it. Or print it and burn it. Plagiarize it and suffer the scorn of the literary Gods. Whatever floats your boat. I don't care. But hey, I did have tons of fun writing that particular essay, so I hope you receive some form of enjoyment from it as well. |
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